This is me.

double-yew tee eff.

2007-07-18T06:50:35Z

Harry Potter has stolen my July.
But I'm okay with that.

Ugh.

2007-06-03T19:25:36Z

My mom has me signed up for this speed-reading class at Creighton because I'm a slow reader, I guess. Ew. Every Wednesday morning for 5 weeks.

But we went to Barnes & Nobles and I got the books I have to read for AP Language & Comp., (1984, Words That Work, The World Is Flat, Nickle and Dimed, etc.) and I got Fight Club and Running With Scissors and Thank You For Smoking and Pants on Fire and Possible Side Effects and some other ones.

So yeah.

I finally figured out what happened.

2007-05-26T01:37:25Z

To us, I mean.
I thought it was my fault.
But it wasn't, really.
I wasn't the one who changed.
You were.

I have a cold. Ugh. No fun.

Well, work was fun. I love Ben and Katie. They're sweethearts.

First post in FOREVER.

2007-05-24T01:41:41Z

I'm going to start keeping my LiveJournal again.

I kind of missed it.

I'm just kind of afraid nobody reads these things anymore. Oh well. I need something to do with my summer.

So yeah. I'll keep you updated.

As for today:

I finished QUALS in Chemistry 2 days early so I get to sleep for the next 2 Chemistry classes.

My English teacher is a retard (that's nothing new).

I came home after school and napped until 7pm. Then I had Hy-Vee Chinese food and watched Requiem for a Dream. Which is a really cool movie. Chloe got me hooked on it.

I'm still on my quest for watching all of The Office episodes. I'm about 3/4 the way done.

And I'm tired. Talk to me! :)

Rant-age

2006-09-01T04:11:43Z

All right I have an excuse for not posting for weeks and weeks I promise. =)

Okay so like I have LimeWire and I download songs and videos all the time (um hellooooo NO ONE can afford alllllll of the songs and movies I wanna listen to/watch) So yeah Cox shut down my Internet because they somehow tracked that I had downloaded How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days. Which pretty much sucks, since my mom told me I was grounded from the Internet until Christmas. But we called the guys today (FINALLY) to get it fixed and apparently I get three strikes which means I get one more *wink wink* jk lol… but yeah I’m only supposed to use it for homework *cough*… but obviously that’s not going to work… I’ll just do my best not to get caught, or I’ll be grounded past New Year’s. Gah. Yeah okay no more downloading movies…

But here’s a quick update on my life and what’s been going on for the past two weeks:

Play practice every day of the week. lol. I’m not kidding, every single day. But it is so much fun!!! I look forward to it lol and we didn’t have it today and I was like “awww I wanna go to play practice” cuz everyone is crazy and hyper and its awesome XD

Our garage door broke, and then my mom ran over a nail and her tire blew out so I think God doesn’t want us driving or something haha

Umm I made a new friend a few weeks ago his name is Brett and he is crazy and sits next to me in half of my classes… wow anti-sperm origin right there! But yeah Vanwinkle and Hamm get mad at us cuz we never stop talking lol it’s kind of funny

Oh and I got to try and walk a straight line with beer goggles on. I failed. =D

Hmm… oh and Chloe’s party is coming up on Saturday and I am TOTALLY looking forward to it!!! Cuz parties rock and Chloe rocks so it’s gonna be off the heazy woot! And after the party I’m going back to Rachael’s house to babysit the kids from like 11 and then overnight to the next morning because Carrie and Mikey are going to be gone all night for some reason… wedding I think. Anyways. Her mom’s taking us to the Dashboard Confessional concert in October so that’ll be fun… Chloe if you’re reading this you should totally go with us!!!

If they show up… I DON’T WANNA GO TO IOWA!!! YOU CAN’T MAKE ME!!!!!

Lol

I’m done, I think. =P

Oh, I lied. I'm writing 10 briefs for Adv. Debate, because I totally procrastinated and I've been writing 15 pages. Literally. 15 pages. And I'm not done. Not double spaced. I'm tirrrred.

Now I'm done. :D

closing time... one last call for alcohol

2006-08-11T21:44:47Z

i'm going to go see "step up" tonight at 20 grand w/ my momma and my granparents... lol we were just going to go get dinner and i'm like "there's this new movie that came out today called 'step up'..."

cuz i have like 2 dollars anyways its not like i could go see it w/ a friend =(

but yeah so that's tonight i wanna see world trade center soon cuz that looks good and i wanna go see superman returns with rachael because she hasnt seen it yet and i love that movie

i've been sitting around the house all day, checking MySpace, doing laundry, and watching a giant marathon of "Next" on MTV

i dont want school to start! gah!

hail2mylj @ 2006-08-10T09:37:00

2006-08-10T14:38:48Z

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.

Funniest movie since like Shrek 2.

Go see it.

Now.

lol

Or I'll stick you in a microwave, kid.

hail2mylj @ 2006-08-04T22:48:00

2006-08-05T04:09:32Z

OMG SUPERMAN RETURNS!

lol

I love this movie. I would very much advise you to go see it, even if you haven't seen the first two Superman movies. I mean, I hadn't seen them, yet I thought this movie was amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing!

Ooooooooh hot man in skintight clothes fighting crime! Hooray!!

Special effects = entire theatre screaming "OMG LOOKIT THAT" at the same time

Dani rating: 4 stars out of 5!! Excellent movie, really well cast, and cool plot!

~~They get a star docked off for leaving the romance hanging in midair a bit~~

I love how no one notices that he looks just like Clark Kent.

I LIKE JASON THE LITTLE KID!!!!

Okay well yeah that's my rant go see Superman Returns it was awesome. :D

How the hell did we get so stupid?

2006-08-01T16:50:34Z

Come play with me, little orphan!!

Wow. SpiderMan 2. Haha razanur...

This is my random rant... lol

River Riot '06 = Off TEH heezy.

Except scary boner nerd man taking video of Chloe and I. That was creepy.

And Mr. Pedifile.

But the rest was awesome!!

Got autographs from Matchbook Romance and Hawthorne Heights on our ugly-ass RIver Riot T-shirts... lol

New obsession? The Flying Madness, by evil-goma... a comic on deviantart.com... Yeah it rocks. Go read it.

Now.

Ummmmm oh and I wanna try out for Guys and Dolls with Rachael... That should be fun

Except if I would get the part I want, it would mean a 30 minute drive to Mount Michael practically EVERY day until November...

I don't think my mom would be too happy about that...

Cuz she just sucks like that

I'm listening to Dixie Chicks... To the top of the worlllllld to the top of the worlllllld to the top of the worlllllllld to the top of the worlllllld to the top of the worlllllld lol

And doing laundry. I really want to finish before my mom gets home so Rachael can come over because we're writing a comic and it's hilarious.

The Fried Flamingo. <----- That's the name of the restaurant they work at.

I'm wondering how long this frickin audition packet is going to take to print lol

OOOOOH a song from the Goofy Movie just came on XD

Stand out above the crowd, even if I gotta shout out loud..... lol :D I'm a dork

Good God.

2006-07-25T02:39:21Z

Wow Fun Plex was funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!

Okay well behind the cut will be some stuff including creepy stalkers, sinking ships, and live X rated porn.

All right well the sinking ship thing was fun... In the Motion Ocean thing that has big waves that are programmed to try and drown you. Chloe and Sarah and myself spent a good deal of our NINE HOURS there clinging onto a rail in the deep end, pretending we were survivors of a shipwreck and clinging for dear life. Haha it was AMAZINGLY fun, but now my hands have weird little red spots on them, and they kind of hurt... not that bad though lol. Oh and we raped a naughy water jet.

We had these weird 10 year olds following us around in the Lazy River, and they like kept grabbing our tubes and following us and being creepy. They wouldn't leave us alone!!!

Oh and this is the best part.

There was a couple sitting on the side of the pool that were being really gross and definitely not PDA-approved, and Chloe kinda made fun of them so we were all laughing...

Then around 7:00, we get this lifeguard that comes up to us and asks us if we would slow down for a little bit. We ask why and he informs us that the people behind us are having sex in the pool.

EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was the gross couple Chloe had been making fun of and they were actually DOING IT in the pool!!! We were so grossed out and the lifeguard said they had told them to stop and they didn't... and he encouraged us to tell them to cut it out lol

So we (well, Chloe and I...) started being very loud and saying things like "Did you see those people fucking in the pool?" and "Wow I hope I don't get pregnant"... and then the guy yells at us "FUCK YOU, BITCH!" and we were like "FUCK YOUR GIRLFRIEND, ASSHOLE!"

And then later we heard them saying, "They're just jealous."

Yeah, we're jealous of you, you whores. We're not the ones that are going to get pregnant.

And of course, they did it again.

And again.

I really hope I didn't swallow any sperm.

Ahoy!

2006-07-23T02:35:33Z

Been grounded for a couple of days... finally got the comp back

I'm about to explode I ate a ton tonight at Charleston's... blehhhh

Going boating tomorrow w/ Lisa and Dan and then Monday I'm going to Fun Plex with Sarah and Chloe and hopefully Ashley and/or Taylor!!

Nobody reads these things anyways lol

...I guess we never really moved on...

2006-07-19T01:15:54Z

I haven't updated in a while...

So yeah Pirates of the Carribbean 2 is pretty much the most awesome movie ever made... :)

I got She's the Man on DVD today because that movie rocks too...

Aaaaaand summer's almost over and that makes me sad, because I like waking up at 2 pm... but kind of happy because I sort of miss school.

I have no idea how I'm getting to or from school because my mom won't let me get a school permit because she doesn't think I "have enough experience to to cross Harrison Street alone".

What

the

hell?!

I've crossed that street like a billion times!!! Good god it takes 30 minutes to walk to school from our house and that means:

1) I'll have to get up at like 5 in the morning in order to take a shower, have breakfast, finish whatever homework I didn't do and then walk to school.

2) We live in Nebraska, where it's either really hot, really cold, or raining. Not exactly walking weather.

3) By the time I get there my hair'll be frizzy and I'll probably smell weird.

I'm not going to die. The high school is like a mile away. I'll drive through the neighborhood, where the speed limit is 25. I'm not going to die going 25 mph.

And I really don't like asking people for rides because my mom is a bitch and never gives them rides back!!

So my life pretty much sucks thus far. But anywhoo.

Carribou!!

2006-07-10T00:35:50Z

Ohhhhh my God today was fun. Papio Bay + Chloe + Kissables = I WILL KILL YOUR BALL AND THEN I WILL KILL YOU!!! AHHHHHHH!!!

One, a-two-hoooo... a-three. CARRIBOU!!!!!!!! AIAIAIAIAI!!!

And there's a funny little 4-year old who kept coming over and splashing us and then looking to see if we were looking at him... it was cute lol

When I have a kid it is going to wear a pink hat. I don't care if it's a boy.

It wasn't wearing loafers, was it?

What the hell is (umm i will so get this wrong) shoobobshowannawannayippideedipdeedooooo

see? i told you. i don't even think that's the right part lol. i suck

2:p

Hahaha

2006-07-07T04:46:55Z

Type "Actually [your name]" into a search engine and post the Top 10 memorable results.

~Actually, Dani is who i roomed with at the Atlantis. SAS hoooked us up together, and apparently it was a really good match because since then we've been hanging out.

~Actually, Dani, I’ll be damned if that isn’t the most angst-ridden, irritable bowel grimace I’ve ever seen. Is that a cold sore on your lip? Oral herpes? Fuck, what is that!? The microphone, as displayed, is clearly a homage to the mighty phallus. You would think he’s preparing for a blood-curdling banshee wail, when in fact he’s going to plunge the faux-cock directly into the hole of his fishnet Spider-Man shirt in a gesture of unprecedented homoeroticism. Carry on, Dani.

~Actually, Dani was plagued by her Demon Bear, which made her think she was going crazy. After Professor Xavier was revealed to have been controlled by a Brood Queen, Dani, and the rest of the New Mutants, believed to have heard the last of the Demon Bear.

~Actually, Dani tells him to relax— heavy commitments are jail time! He asks if she doesn’t believe in love?

~Actually, Dani and Nicky are on different bikes. Dani is on a 2005 bike to get used to the speed of MotoGP and Nicky is on the 2006.

~Actually, Dani it does make sense. I am a fan of Tamyra. I just did like her rendition of the "Star Spangled Banner" And that she was off key...

~Actually, Dani i agree with chelsey ya im a christian so i have a religion but i like to think of it as a relationship with God

~Actually, Dani is half-right (and please, guys, let's be civil. An uncomfortable fact is that stepfathers and unrelated live-in boyfriends are responisble for a great deal of child abuse. Having been a stepfather--not an abusive one, mind you, and I know that some stepfathers are fantastic--I understand that.

~Actually, Dani told me it's not really cake. it's actually a pie. hmm so that senior exit interview was pie. yup. i like pie. strawberry pie actually.

~Actually Dani thanks for those pictures they enabled me a good look at Bruno's nails the colouration on them is simlar though Cassy's are just a bit longer...

omg

2006-06-29T02:13:44Z

okay so i just spent probably about 4 hours watching this weird show on mtv... that "my super sweet 16" thing...

those girls are the stupidest spoiled brats i have ever seen. they think that like they own the universe just because their dad will buy them a 3 50,000 dollar dresses lol it's funny how pathetic they are

"dadddddy! can i have this eclipse? no! i don't WANT a bmw! because bmw's are fugly! the eclipse will make me look hot!"

you know they could use that money to ship their bratty girls off to college. maybe they'd learn something...

okay well in other news... lol i'm goin to seattle on friday that'll be fun... i hope :)

Fun stuff

2006-06-28T07:14:56Z

Post a list of up to 20 books/movies/anime/TV shows/video games/etc that you've had and obsessive fannish love of at some time in your life. Then have your friends list guess your favorite character from each item.

01. Rent
02. Interview with the vampire
03. Yu-gi-oh (sadly)
04. Harry Potter
05. Fruit's Basket
06. Lost
07. Desperate Housewives
08. Grey's Anatomy
09. X-men
10. FMA
11. South Park
12. Tenth Kingdom
13. Rugrats
14. Lord of the Rings
15. Fairly Odd Parents
16. Family Guy
17. Spongebob
18. She's the Man
19. Oliver and Company
20. Pokemon

I feel depressed

2006-06-24T16:21:24Z

I woke to find out that it was too cloudy to go swimming, and then i get a phone call from rachael's mom to find out that my friend cameron's mom died. and now i'm really really sad and i just finished crying and i don't know if i should call cameron or not... i mean like right now

rip cindy karnish

This is random lol

2006-06-24T10:15:41Z

lol

2006-06-24T00:36:46Z

Which Kingdoms Character Are You?! (DO IT, BITCH!)

You are Celci. Fun-loving and very hyper, but not without your more serious side. You don't really believe in love, but after that special someone comes around you're smitten. You put your past behind you and always look forward to the future.
Take this quiz!

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wtf is up with that?! lol

2006-06-23T19:45:35Z

You scored as Prep/Jock/Cheerleader.

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Prep/Jock/Cheerleader

88%

Drama nerd

69%

Geek

63%

Ghetto gangsta

63%

Goth

44%

Punk/Rebel

44%

Loner

25%

Stoner

19%

What's Your High School Stereotype?
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Woo!

2006-06-23T19:36:48Z

Okay I was really bored and made some mood icons cuz i did the account upgrade thing... so yeah it said i could make my own mood icons so i did.

:) they're of my buds... uhhh there's a lot of chloe, sarah, rachael, and I... and i think there's one of taylor lol XD

soooo yeah. i dunno ;) now for some new userpix...

okay im starving im gonna go eat

Do you fight a devil with a devil? The boy's gone mad!

2006-06-23T15:52:49Z

Okay so last night Sarah and I went to that Shakespeare on the Green thing... dude it was fun!!! We saw "The Taming of the Shrew", which is pretty much one of the funniest romantic comedy/musicals that I've ever seen... the little slave boy was hot!!! lol... and the set was like HUGE i took a picture of it I'll put it up on here later... wow yeah it was fun! Although it started like at dusk so it got over at like 11 and we were all tired XD

If you've ever seen "10 Things I Hate About You"... it's kinda like that. I'm pretty sure that movie was based off of this :)

And I finally had Panera bread although it was shiznasty and was not worth $6. Ew it was like all old.... *bleh*

And Sarah was talkin about going to Fun Plex with Chloe and I on Monday but I've gotta babysit... so Chloe if you're reading this call me I gotta talk to you!! ;)

I have a bad feeling I've already done this...

2006-06-13T02:20:47Z

An Interview With YOU
Answer with HONESTY..
Whats your first and middle name?: Danielle Marie
Where were you born?: Nebraska
How many siblings do you have?: 1
What color are your eyes?: blue
What color is your hair?: brownish
Whats your heritage/s?: Irish, German, Austrian, Czech
How tall are you?: 5'8"
Your weight?: why do you care?
MUSIC
What kind of music are you into?: rock and rap and country if i'm alone
Your favorite band:: hmmm i like all-american rejects
Why?: they kick ass
Whats a song that describes your love life?: umm 4ever by the Veronicas
Whats a song that describes your life?: Why Should I Worry by Billy Joel
Your Heros/Influences (Name 3)
1st Hero:: My dad
Why They're my Hero:: cuz he kicks serious ass
2nd Hero:: bill engval
Why They're My Hero:: cuz he's funny, that's why
3rd Hero:: mm trevor
Why They're my Hero:: he can handle shots and i can't. XD
More about you:
Where was your first kiss?: in the basement of my friend's house in 4th grade
Funnest date:: going to the mall with Jake, that was so much fun!!! we walked like to dick's sporting goods and pets mart and panara bread and all kinds of places lol
Funnest Party:: my 15th bday
Worst Memory:: my bff's mom's funeral
Whens the last time you cried?: ehhh when i saw the end of forest gump
Do you lose your temper?: not usually
Do you resort to violence?: no...
Can you control yourself?: unless there's food involved ;)
Do you consider yourself an influence of those around you?: i hope not...
If you died, do you think anyone would miss you?: most likely
Your Future:
What do you want to do before you die?: ride in a pink taxi and play tennis
Do you think you will change the world?: No.
What are some ideas of yours?
1.: Washing machines would be more fun if they were see-through with colored lights
2.: Dane Cook kicks ass
3.: America is way too fat for its own good
MORE about you:
Whats your ideas on religion?: jesus lived and died and rose. i dont care if he had a wife and kids, so stop bitching, stupid anti-da vinci code freaks!!
What do you think of war?: i think we get involved in stuff that we dont need to
Whats your outlook on starving, hungry people?: feed them.
What do you think of pre-marital sex?: if you're older than 18 i dont care. use a condom.
Your style: (YES OR NO)
Is preppy: sorta
Is gothic: no
Is punk: not really
Is grunge: i hope not....
Is Retro: no
Is Normal: i guess
is Hippie: no
Is Emo: NO
Is AWESOME!: sure
What do you like to do? (Yes or No)
Be mean:: no
Be nice:: yes
Sing: not in front of people
Dance: yes!
Swim: yes!
Play Sports: yes!
Write: yes
Poetry: yes
Fight: yeah!!
Practice Yoga: yes
Do you consider yourself..
Pretty?: not really
Hot?: no.
Sexy?: NO.
Ugly?: my nose is icky
Talented?: at some things i guess
Artistic?: yeah
Spiritual?: sorta
Strange?: yes
Insane?: most definately
A diffrent outlook than those around you?: ?!
Funny?: i hope
Wild?: sorta
One of a kind?: I guess...
YOUR FRIENDS
Who's the most different from you?: Brittany
Most alike you (on the inside): Rachael
Looks like you: Sarah R.
Thinks like you: Rachael.
Quietest: Sarah H.
Weirdest in the cool way: Cameron
Least Confident?: Bailey
Most Confident?: Chloe? She's one of the few friends I have that isn't always moping in self-pity. XD
Who do you think...
should have more confidence?: Mmm Bailey
Should shut up?: Me
should stop thinking theyre so great?: no one!!

;)

2006-06-12T23:09:08Z

Ask me to make a Top 5 list of anything. Then copy this into your journal and you can make lists of your own.

Ex:

Top 5 Disney females
1. Jasmine
2. Ariel
3. Mulan
4. Cinderella
5. Belle

Oh my GOD I'm bored.

2006-06-08T20:34:05Z

Well my dad's in town so that's cool. And my grandparents too, who are visiting from Washington. (The state, not D.C.)

My dad is sick, doesn't have a car, and is upstairs sleeping.

My grandparents are at my cousin Jimmy's house.

So it's pretty much as if I'm still home alone, as usual. Home alone, on the computer, sleeping, and playing Kingdom Hearts, which is starting to annoy me all over again because I can't get past the things at the Olympus Colliseum. I just suck at video games.

I'm going to stop complaining because I'm pissing myself off.

I wanna go SWIMMING reallllllly bad!!!!!!! I don't know if it's hot enough out to swim, though. Maybe I'll call Chloe or something. That'd be fun. I wanna go shopping too, cuz I haven't been shopping in like forever. Hmmmmmm....

I actually drew a picture for like the first time in a month!

Anything else? ...ummmm I don't think so. ;)

Oh! Except I'm going to make some new userpics cuz I stopped liking FMA like forever ago. lol.